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CLASSIC STRIPTEASE
GOWN AND GLOVE
Classic striptease to live music. Costume and music varies.
STEP RIGHT UP
“Step Right Up” by Tom Waits
4:00
Classic burlesque in a tribute to the grind of the carnival Girl Shows.
THE BALLOON ACT
“Monitor Mambo” by Perez Prado and “Riding High” by the Majestics
3:30
A traditional ballon act with Dragon Lady accents.
007
“Tank!” theme from Cowboy Be-Bop
3:30
A transformation from James Bond to glimmer showgirl,
in a costume with over 2500 rhinestones.
BARE NECESSITIES
“Bear Necessities” from Disney’s The Jungle Book
3:00
In all fur (coat, bikini and bear cap) Penny proves that
the stripper isn’t a bare—she’s wearing pasties and a g-string!
MOTHER’S LIL’ HELPER
“Theme to 30 Rock”, “Mother’s Little Helper” by the Rolling Stones and
“Lie Still Little Bottle” by They Might Be Giants
3:30
A transformation from over-achieving 1950’s housewife to pill-popping beatnik.
THE THREE LEIAS
“Taste of Honey” by Herb Albert
4:15 The Three Leias--Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back and
Return of the Jedi—in a CATFIGHT!
A crowd pleaser during the San Diego Comic-Con!
ZIP!
“Zip” from the musical Our Pal Joey
3:00
a librarian act, with over 18 zippers in the skirt alone!
GO-GO GIDGET
“Casino Royale” by Herb Albert
2:30
Gidget go-go number, innocent and playful
THE GIRL WITH EVERYTHING
"Stop Ou Encore" by Plastic Bertrand and
“Something for the Girl With Everything” by the Sparks
3:30
Let them sniff cocaine! A group number proving that if Marie Antoinette
were alive today, she’d be Euro-Trash.
CAVEGIRL
“Je T’Adore” by the Figgs
2:00
A Za-za Gabor take on a go-go cavegirl act—
fur bikini and a rhinestone bone!
I (HEART) NERDS
“Theme from Chuck” and “Nerdy Boys” by Candypants
3:30
A
juxtaposition of nerdy costumes and stripper moves (and an inhaler or two).
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (vintage)
“The Raid” from How to Strip for Your Husband
2:50
The Bride of Frankenstein is smitten with Franky--
she tries to get his attention by stripping.
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (modern)
“Lady Boo” by Throw Rag
3:00
Same as above, but with garage/psychobilly sound
AIN’T NO SIN
“Just Because I Wish That You Were Dead…” by Batlord
3:00
A
fan dance where Penny peels off her clothes,
then proceeds to peel off her skin.
GORILLA!
“Baron’s Samedi’s Dance Of Death” by Goerge Martin
3:00
Based on the old carnival act, watch the fearsome gorilla
transform into the jungle queen.
VOO-DOO
“Lady Boo” by Throw Rag
3:00
Based on the Baron Samedi Voo-Doo cult, the ritual climaxes
when Penny bites the head off a chicken and the blood (glitter)
on is dumped on Penny’s body.
THE SOLID GELT DANCERS
“The Dreydle Song” by El Vez
2:30
A cheeky tribute to Chanukah: a chorus line with
each girl wearing one side of the dreydle—watch them spin!
RUDOLF!
“Sleigh Ride” by the Ventures
2:26
A Christmas go-go number where it ain’t Rudolf’s
nose that’s glowing bright!
3 GHOSTS
“Seven Faces” by John Barry
3:00
An act based on Charles Dicken’s A Christmas Carol—
it is literate and visceral!
1920’S/GOTHIC
MARLENE
“Johnny” by Marlene Dietrch
3:15
A tribute to the great Marlene Dietrich, starting with a
fan dancing gorilla, stripping to the iconic image of Marlene
in her tuxedo.
(Note: This can also be performed with Lux LaCroix’s
Josephine Baker act.)
WE'RE IN THE MONEY (SELLING OUT)
"We're In The Money" by Ginger Rogers and
"Selling Out" by Slim Gaillard
4:54
Golddiggers group act
LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER
“I Wanna Marry A Lighthouse Keeper”
from the Clockwork Orange soundtrack
1:04
A cutie-pie
nautical themed act--Ruby Keeler inspired.
JUNGLE QUEEN
“Mayari” by Josephine Baker
3:15
A fan dance in 1920’s inspired jungle costume of glittering flowers
and feathers.
LESBIAN VAMPIRE TANGO
“Porque No Mi Amigo” by Barnabas Von Gezcy
3:00
An Edward Gorey inspired gothic ‘romance’ between the
Victorian lady and the lesbian Vampire.
THE TEMPTATION OF HOLLYWOOD
“Temptation” by Bing Crosby and “Hooray For Hollywood (Intrumental)”
2:30
A late 20’s/early 30’s fan dance featuring film reels as fans.
GOLDEN CALF
“At An Arabian House Party” by Raymond Scott
3:30
1920’s tribute to Cecil B. DeMille movies with Ruby Keeler style
choreography (Note: this act can be expanded to include a slave
procession and belly dancers)
DALI
“Love Theme from SpellBound”, “Ballet Mechanique",
“Toledo Surpirse” and Erik Satie medly
3:00
Based on the Salvador Dali dream sequence from the Hitchcock film,
funny and surreal.
ISADORABLE
“Baby, You Can Drive My Car” by Mr. Uncertain
2:30
A tribute the late dancer Isadora Duncun, who died when her
scarf caught in the spokes of her car and strangled her.
MUSCIAL CHAIR
“La Passerella Di Otto E Mezzo” by Nino Rota 2:30
A group number where the child’s game of musical chairs
is made more interesting when there is only 1 chair and 3 perverts.
ADULT STORYTIME
a spoken word performance reading 1920’s erotica while the maid slowly
removes my clothes. (music varies on story selection, costume and theme)